Lon Pennington: Don't know about daily but the best weekly is The Onion's award winning 'scopes! Here are some:Your Birthday TodayAll your life you've been able to see what's in people's hearts and help them heal their innermost scars, but your busy social calendar and interesting life have prevented you from noticing anything that lame.Sagittarius November 22 - December 21You will continue to earn the enmity of everyone in your community when the mayor once again cites you as the reason your city can't have nice things. Capricorn December 22 - January 19The scene of your murder will be perplexing for the investigating detectives, as each of your eleven parrots seems to have heard you and the killer say something different. Aquarius January 20 - February 18The stars tell that next week will be full of trials and tribulations at work. They also spell out a particularly lewd if not funny limerick, if you read Farsi. Pisces February 19 - March 20Saying you're unhealthy is on! e thing, saying you're trouble is another, but when the cops invite the parents up to see how you smell so they can tell if their kids are using you, it's almost too much....Show more
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