Tell me a riddle...........?

Trena Berum: What is Black and White and holds boobs?A Z-Bra

Rosella Figliola: if a plane crashes on the border of the usa and mexico, where do you bury the survivors?* you dont because they are survivors

Warren Kotter: Here's one from the 1950s:What is the difference between a duck?Nothing; one and the other is both the same.

Bennie Lantgen: Riddle:Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.Michael J. Fox has a small one.The Pope has one but doesn't use it.Clinton uses his all the time.Bush is one.Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.Your dad has one but your mom uses it (in most cases..)What is it? Answer: A surname/last name....Show more

Cassondra Vanholland: Q. 4 men are rowing in a boat down a river. the boat tips over and all the men sink to the bottom of the river. yet, not a single man got wet. how is this possible?A. they were all married!! (not a "single" man got wet)

Brock Hladik: This was way too Funn! y to not pass on! (Joke) As a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom & says “sorry it had to come to this folks, but we’ve already let the luggage go & the plane continues to lose speed.” “I hate to have to do this, but now we’re gonna have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter “A” “AFRICANS, ANY AFRICAS’?... NO one answers “B” “BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE”? again, silence. “C” “COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE”? Silene. A black boy turns to his mom & says “mom, aren’t we African American?, aren’t we Black? Aren’t we colored”? his mom turns to him & says TODAY we ******, let dem Mexicans go first.” So the little black boy turns to the little Mexican kid sitting next to him & laughs! The Mexican kids laughs back & says I’m a “*******” so get ready 2 jump *****!”...Show more

Davis Zou: Riddle: President Clinton is listed as our 41st president,! but only 40 men have held the office. Why?Answer: Grover Cle! veland held office during 2 nonconsecutive terms. He was our 22nd and 24th president!!!. ---...Show more

Rolanda Merritt: Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?A: The chicken, it came first in the sentence. This sounds really simple but if you don't know the answer it's pretty hard